I'm a silly human that talks too much and has a kink for exhibitionism. Needless to say, this job is wonderful for me. I can be your best friend, your shoulder to cry on, your dirty little secret, or your shameless fetish. I like to think I'm nice. To be totally honest I'm a bit of a romantic. I love grand gestures, foreplay, and eye contact. In the bedroom I get pretty thrilled by the presence of toys. I love a partner that isn't afraid to experiment. There are no gender roles during playtime. I'm also totally addicted to the internet. Sometimes I'll soak up useful information but, for the most part, its pretty much just me mindlessly consuming media. I'm shamelessly entertained by pop culture; to quote Abed from Community, "I guess I just like liking things." (Season 3, Episode 10) Rudeness is obviously a turn off for a lot of people so I will be having none of that here for very obvious reasons. Let's be good to each other! I want to be friends.